The only normal people are the one's you don't know very well.
- Alfred Adler
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- C.G. Jung
After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, "no hablo ingles."
- Dennis Wolfberg
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
- Sigmund Freud
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
- Caroline Rhea
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
- Richard Lewis
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
- Dave Barry
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.
- Alfred Adler
I think we need therapy.
- Blink 182
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
- Jay London
Enjoy your day and thank you for your interest in Fresh Start Counseling.
